Dear Blog,

This morning was kind of hectic. Apparently, moving a car to Mexico is not as easy as just driving across the border, so I spent the morning calling the DMV, different insurance companies, and my lienholder.

After taking care of my adult responsibilities, I spent the afternoon with my ten-year-old BFF, Makayla, in the pool. We spent most of our time making up a "routine," which we will perform later in the week for the rest of my family. Our "routine" involves riding our funoodles like horses--I prefer to sit side-saddle--and some dance moves on the steps. For our big finale, we stand on our foam schlongs and pretend to surf as we sing "Surfin' U.S.A." I think it's gonna be a big hit.

After I took a shower, I joined Amber on a little shopping trip, which included Home Depot and Target. I will let you guess which stop I enjoyed more. We picked up all the necessities on our voyage, including a toilet-paper holder, swatches, roach motels, Life cereal, and Mentos. What else could we possibly need?

I love you, my dear void.

L.Y.L.A.S,
Jenny en la ciudad